i only wish i were a pool boy,

the best things in life are free, like bloody mary's with breakfast. it's genius until you're drunk at three...actually, it's still kind of genius. coco, james, and i all had brunch at schillers then met up with dana dawg g-steeze, who provided us with a lot of fun in the sun walking around her hood and trying on sunglasses.

then we went to a bbq at this awesome apartment, met up with matt, and decided to head to meatpacking for a pool party at the gansevoort hotel...or so we thought. they decided to get all beatrice on us and tell us we couldn't come in because it was three guys and two girls. shouldn't door guys have gotten the memo that that kind of attitude is so over? (even though it has never been cool, it's definitely time for it to stop.) and it's the middle of the fucking day, dude, you're not impressing anybody in the broad sunlight.

anyway, it wasn't a total waste. we took our pissed off asses to the piers and cooled off before heading our separate ways (creative/irreconcilable differences). chilled for a little bit at home, and while pulling images for this blog,came across the little (literally) ditty you're about to see from the-penis-website.com. warning, you may want to burn out your corneas before you scroll down.




it's a little tiny weeny!!!!! eeewww, that's not a weeny. not a legitimate one anyway.


moving on, i really like the new ad campaigns i've seen coming out. people are finally using models in them and not celebrities.

[img cred: thefashionspot]

i hated that marc jacobs collection, but natasha vojnovic's crazy ass looks mad good in the campaign. also using models are gucci, armani, prada, miu miu, dolce, givenchy, chloe, ect. however, celebs are inevitable, and madonna returns to vuitton (which i actually like), and connelly comes back for balenciaga (meh...i like her, but she's whatever in ads). hopefully the combo of this, and money crunches forcing magazines to put fashion models on the covers of fashion magazines (doutzen for bazaar subscriber, it's a start), will mark the downfall of obsession with nothing celebrities who've done nothing, and put more attention on hot models...who've done nothing.


i think that's it for tonight, but before i go, i have to remind you of two things. hunter parrish from weeds is hot (check out casperfan.blogspot.com for a full-montier shot like the one in the collage above), and gaga likes mini movies. i hope i didn't scar you with the non-penis.