red wine meltdown, poolhouse poordown

laaaast night was reasonably lazy. it marked the start of today's monsoon and our descent into the life of david gale. we didn't finish it, one because we were planning on going to meet harold, and two because we got lazy and fell asleep. two buck chuck will do that to a girl.

tonight though, we move on to more exciting things (if we can stay awake for them). a six-floor pool/roof/crazy performers/open bar party is in the works, and if we can find it, it should be pretty stupéfiant. afterwards, b.east is definitely an option, as it has been consistently for some time now.



in more resort news: jenni kayne, you are not alexander wang; lanvin, thanks for being realistic and showing sneakers for resort; and balenciaga, thank you for redeeming yourself from your incredibly boring fall show. i digress:


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and that's all there is. later though, i have to show you this mannequin i got a photo of that looks exactly like anna j.

"i want to be more famous than god" -mary magdalene

so it was raining today, but for it seems the moisture made the trees bloom with famous bitches. first came alexander wang this morning in the east village with his hot (assumed) boyfriend walking past saint marks. then, matt walker and i's trip to whole foods proved to be more like a trip to the met gala than a trip to the grocery store. terry richardson was picking up some produce, john cale of the velvet underground was upstairs sipping on a cup of joe, and helena christensen ran in, seeking refuge from the precipitation in her local l.e.s. organics provider as well. also spotted today by our friend at barney's co-op, alex johnson, was sucktastic "super" "model", gisele bundchen...no comment on that one.

and since rihanna was nowhere in sight, we can thank god above that someone made this video of her as a sim:



and can we all just agree how hot lil wayne is? james doesn't agree. jake does, holla weezy.



have mercy

please don't fuck yourself, or plan a trip

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